Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021

hyper ultra mega sympa

Defines a person who is very very very friendly

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!

by TheOreo December 24, 2008

hyper - cringe

An action (spoken or not) that is so cringy that it forces the very fabric of reality to cave around whoever has completed said action and thus disrupt the focus of all sentient beings in the universe.

Person 1: *hears the goth kid start singing for the school talent show

Person 2: PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPER - CRINGE!!!

Person 3: MAN YOUR STATIONS, THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!!

by Professor nigga April 13, 2021

hyper-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.

While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

hyper-elitist

1. The idea that society should function completely within itself and everyone in it should contribute, those who don't can get out

2. Some one that see everyone outside of their social group as less intelligent and inferior.

3. White males

Guy 1: Why should I pay for that guy when he doesn't work?
Guy 2: Because that is the way the system works..
Guy 1: Well I'm a hyper-elitist , he should get kick out !

by Hyper-elitist November 6, 2010

hyper-abstract

a concept the more simple-minded cannot wrap their arms around without lengthy explanation. a concept that is quite sound, but still is appearing to be "riding the rings of saturn"

a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!

like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!

jake flipped me a statement that was so hyper-abstract, i hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer!!

those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

Hyper Lethal Vector

When one vomits on the partner(s)' genitals, then proceeds to headbutt the vomitted upon area until one's head appears as a mere blur.

2 girls and 1 Hyper Lethal Vector is far more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

by BanditoSlim November 5, 2011