Hum Chum

A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.

There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.

by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Hum

When something or someone stank

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!

by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018

Hum diggler

A person who digs up old shit, just to be shitted on by either friend/foe/ or fellow hoe. Also can be an Ass eater skeeter beater that tried to have amnesia. A Bible thrower with the flames of his lord and savior in said persons pants but not the dance of what’s really going on; Hums on that back of one’s ass just to get by : yes man

Have you spoken to Mika lately ? Shes been a real hum diggler. I had to tell that bitch off .

by Proworddef August 18, 2022

humming

Musty or fresh

it’s hot and humming in this gym.
My new haircut humming.

by Miss Sosa May 13, 2022