by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018
Get the Hoofmug. by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022
Get the hoof doofmug. Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.
My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.
by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021
Get the Caribou hoofmug. Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
Get the Hoof and Woofmug. Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.
Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.
by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024
Get the Down Hoofmug. When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
Get the Swamp hoofmug.