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makeout hobo

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.
i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.
by scrambled eggs August 21, 2006
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Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.
"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"
by Partyjamo November 1, 2011
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hobo full

Often experienced after a satisfying meal, especially of the "all you can eat" variety, "hobo full" is the feeling of being so completely sated that you desire nothing more than to lay down on the nearest possible flat surface (park bench, grassy knoll, sidewalk) and take a nap.

Feeling "hobo full" is generally accompanied by questions regarding ones ability to simply lay down, "Will anyone mind if I nap here?", which is almost always overruled by a welcoming ratty-sweatshirt pillow and a well-placed newspaper blanket.
"Wow, lunch was delicious but now I'm hobo full. Time to find an empty lot to nap in... oh wait, there's space on that lawn."
by djwendo February 12, 2010
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hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth
I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked
by ballcity September 5, 2015
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Hobo Miskwif

That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif
by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019
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Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.
I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.
by EdithRules August 21, 2010
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Hobo bonfire

When you fart in a garbage can and warm your hands over it.
Beth said she was cold, so I made her a hobo bonfire.
by AmMo40 December 27, 2022
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