baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.

Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.

by Juanton May 26, 2023

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

by KingLongStaff March 31, 2016

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 13, 2020

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 5, 2016

African Hitch-Hiking Feet

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

by LetNiggerBeknOwn January 5, 2018

African Hitch-Hiking Feet

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

by LetNiggerBeknOwn January 5, 2018