polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men 

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Hetermosexual 

A person that will swtich between their sexuality each day. One day, they will like boys and dislike girls. And then the next day..they will like girls and dislike boys

Curtis:..Ew look at Emmie over there. God I hate girls..

Next day..

Curtis: Daaamnn Emmie is smokin hot!

Curtis:Oo! Darden is stunning as well.

Next Day....

Curtis: I hate emmie...Darden is hot..Am I okay? God im such a hetermosexual

Hetermosexual by Deku.Babi September 30, 2020

Hexerosexual 

This is a fake sexuality my friend said xchey said xchey was. Hexerosexuality is a liking or sexual attraction to rocks or pigs.

Daughter: Dad, I'm Hexerosexual.
Dad: Hang yourself.

Hexerosexual by theRealFloppa April 29, 2023

Haterosexual 

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.

that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.

Haterosexual by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023

Heterorexual 

To be attracted to dinosaurs; to have a sexual arousal for dinosaurs

damn, my friend is heterorexual! I best support him...

Heterorexual by meeptheotter April 6, 2025

Hetemosexual

It referres to a person identifying as a homosexual but is in a relationship with a trans person, or vice versa. The correlation of the trans person being straight (heterosexual) and the lesbian/gay (homosexual) gives rise to the word hetemosexual.

She is a hetemosexual lesbian, that’s her boyfriend.

Hetemosexual by Kisia May 14, 2025

Haterosexual

A woman who despises men, but isn’t attracted to women and who chooses to stay single because she would rather do that than date anyone on this planet.

She’s been accused of being a lesbian because she doesn’t date men anymore, but really she’s a haterosexual.

Haterosexual by Mansplainer101.com May 9, 2026