Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Pervy Herman

Someone who is a big-time/extreme pervert, in reference to the fact that Pee-Wee Herman was arrested in 1991 for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater and then a decade later got charged for possession of child pornography.

Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.

*Someone touches you indecently or acts like a weirdo towards you in a strange way or is doing something "immoral"*

"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"

by OldLadyT-RexArms March 21, 2022

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005

Herman

A transgender individual who has not completely transitioned between m/f f/m.

“She’s cute!”
“Dude that’s a Herman”
“Never mind, not my type”

by ThorXyourXGod February 24, 2021

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Herman

A sexy individual, a great footballer has 100 ballon Dor’s to his name shags any bird he wants anytime he wants need I say more it just doesn’t get any better then him does it.

Girl: Who’s that man over then he’s made my minge wet just but looking at him.

Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.

by Sophie133822 November 23, 2021

Faradisa Herman

A woman who definetely smart, georgeous, cute, sometimes do something weird but awesome in reality. This person had many fans from her circle, many boys just fighting each other to get her heart. She also an independent woman, hot, sexy, and very beautifull.

Don’t go to the cinema without Faradisa Herman, the theatre must be spectacular if you watched with her

by Jacky Salim November 23, 2021