Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

queef huffer

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

Heiferlicious

1) Food that is extremely rich in calories or fat content, a guilty pleasure food.

2) Also can refer to eating far too much.

1) I'm going to go eat me some heiferlicious brownies.

2) I've had a very heiferlicious day today - my BFF and I ate an entire chocolate pie!

by Lucas Carter aka Fabulucas March 1, 2009

Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

by Maragumball April 7, 2009

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011

Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

Heiferslump

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture

Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.

by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009