Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.
A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.
A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.
Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?
Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?
Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.
Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?
Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.
by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010
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To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010
Get the Hammond mug.A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006
Get the haemogoblin mug.This is an increasingly popular abbreviation of the Irish surname Hannon. The reasoning behind this unusual, and unusually long for an abbreviation, abbreviation can be found in the predictive text function of popular Nokia Mobile Phones. When the user types in Hannon the meaningless word Hammo will appear. Naturally this term began to stick and has now passed into the common lexicon.
It is generally used as a term of endearment when refering to Hannon the Younger of the Greater Hannon Clan of Parteen, Co. Clare. Legend has it that when Hannon the Younger returned from his travels overseas he brought with him many fantastical tales, the telling of which instantly endeared him to the locals.
It is widely recognised that many of Hammo's tales of adventure centre around the taming of wild Amazon Women generally in posession of enormous breasts. Analysis of these stories has revealed that while the information with regard to the breast size of many of Hammo's conquests is accurate these women are not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess style Amazons. A fairer understanding would be comparision with larger women of the Dawn French subspecies.
It is generally used as a term of endearment when refering to Hannon the Younger of the Greater Hannon Clan of Parteen, Co. Clare. Legend has it that when Hannon the Younger returned from his travels overseas he brought with him many fantastical tales, the telling of which instantly endeared him to the locals.
It is widely recognised that many of Hammo's tales of adventure centre around the taming of wild Amazon Women generally in posession of enormous breasts. Analysis of these stories has revealed that while the information with regard to the breast size of many of Hammo's conquests is accurate these women are not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess style Amazons. A fairer understanding would be comparision with larger women of the Dawn French subspecies.
"Hey did you hear that story about Hammo?"
"I heard that Hammo once tamed a woman this big." (Accompanied by wide armed gesturing)
"I heard that Hammo once tamed a woman this big." (Accompanied by wide armed gesturing)
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Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers
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A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
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A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
by Nuclear Tank Tactory March 27, 2009
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