having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005

spencer hastings

Spencer Hastings is the best character in a tvshow called Pretty Little Liars. She is one of the main characters in the show. Spencer lives in a messed up, but rich, family. She is the smart one in the group. And ofcourse, extremly beautiful.

"What is your favourite Liar?"
"Spencer Hastings ofcourse! She is simply the best."

by Jellybeanfreak August 27, 2016

Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 17, 2008

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Hansing

A variation on planking in which a person is pictured looking to their right with a blank look on their face making an upside-down diamond with their hands. This action is named for Hans Thompson who announces on HDNet Fights and uses this pose pretty much constantly when on camera.

A group of Hooters waitresses was seen Hansing for the camera.

by Alanbly January 8, 2012

Hansing

To be completely obsessed with oneself. To be egocentric.
To feel like the world is revolving around you.

The most popular boy in school loved hansing, or believing that all the girls in school liked him.

by toweltowel April 10, 2012

Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. May 19, 2018