fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!

by Avnish May 18, 2008

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

b happee

A rather new and legal version of weed. It is sold in most smoke shops around $20 a gram. It gives you the munchies but nowhere near as much. You get an incredible high the first time. Way better than pot. Key thing is to hold it in your lungs LONGER than usual. It doesnt hurt your throat so go ahead and take big hits. THIS STUFF IS SO WORTH IT.

Dude, that b happee we smoked last night messed us up!

by Bentleyboy25 October 2, 2009

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017

what happen

Literally: "what happened?" Comes from some Japanese video game in a poor English translation. See also: all your base are belong to us, someone set up us the bomb, make your time, et al.

What happen?

by Wot happin October 26, 2003

Happ-E Birthday

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.

I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.

by PrinceOllie May 13, 2009

Happiness

Happiness is a drug, happiness is what keeps you going in life. If your not happy, there isn't a point of life. Even if happiness is a feeling it's the best thing you'll ever experience. Happiness is watching TV with your family on a late friday night. Happiness is waking up everyday and being able to see the people you love. Happiness is believing someone is out there watching out for you. Happiness is playing video games with your bestfriends. Happiness is giving someone a big hug when you haven't seen them in forever. Happiness is cuddling with the one you love. Happiness is feeling so good that you just start smiling and crying from joy. Happiness is being able to live life with no regrets and being able to forgive anyone who has ever done you wrong. Happiness is being able to accept yourself and the people you love. Happiness is spending Christmas Eve with your family and trying to figure out who your secret Santa is. Happiness is loving yourself. Happiness is not being scared to stand up for yourself. Happiness is screaming as loud as you can on the top of a hill. Happiness is spending thanksgiving with you cousins. Happiness isn't easy to find, but when you find it you'll do anything to keep it there. Happiness is giving your bestfriend advice about the boy she likes. Happiness is not obsessing over one little thing. Happiness is not caring about what others think of you. Happiness is being the best person you can. And if anything I PROMISE you life will get better

This feeling of happiness is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by kunyan1102 July 8, 2020