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Golden Hammock Spoon 

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote
Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

Mam hammock 

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
Mam hammock by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

wet hammock 

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty
“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”
wet hammock by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

Banana Hammock 

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?
I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

Happy Hammock 

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack
That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock
Happy Hammock by 441BR March 8, 2019

banana hammock 

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock