hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017

White hammer

A dick so big, it makes black hammers look small

N- Wow have you seen his white hammer?
M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge

by Crangles October 7, 2016

Lifestyle Hammer

Derived from the skateboarding culture, where 'hammer' means a really difficult trick, usually involving some danger. Like busting a trick on a handrail or set of stairs. Lifestyle hammers are the same principle, but involving non-skateboarding situations.

Stormy: oi woody rip that bong bro.
Woody: nahhh dude iv already had like 5 cones.
Stormy: cmon dude it'll be a mad lifestyle hammer

Today I drove manual in traffic while eating a mcchicken meal on the run. It was a mad lifestyle hammer.

by LT SK8 September 9, 2011

hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game

ryan is one hammered doggy!

by randalslightly April 17, 2011

hymen-hammer

{NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.

"I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"

by zoldrin February 26, 2004

The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!

by bicyclebry June 20, 2014

MC hammered

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

by gogg October 24, 2005