Derived from the skateboarding culture, where 'hammer' means a really difficult trick, usually involving some danger. Like busting a trick on a handrail or set of stairs. Lifestyle hammers are the same principle, but involving non-skateboarding situations.
Stormy: oi woody rip that bong bro.
Woody: nahhh dude iv already had like 5 cones.
Stormy: cmon dude it'll be a mad lifestyle hammer
Today I drove manual in traffic while eating a mcchicken meal on the run. It was a mad lifestyle hammer.
Woody: nahhh dude iv already had like 5 cones.
Stormy: cmon dude it'll be a mad lifestyle hammer
Today I drove manual in traffic while eating a mcchicken meal on the run. It was a mad lifestyle hammer.
by LT SK8 September 9, 2011
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Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.
Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?
by BadBeast December 7, 2009
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M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge
M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge
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A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
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Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
by bicyclebry June 20, 2014
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