ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it

he had like major ass hair

by JDB February 12, 2003

hair harp

Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.

Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!

by julapdx November 7, 2013

Boobic Hairs

Hairs that are on breasts or Boobs.

" Look how long her boobic hairs are "

by Real Words August 10, 2009

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

shiney hairs

Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.

Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.

by goatofcolors December 16, 2008

Loose hairs

When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."

Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?

I don't think so.

*hair falls out*

:o LOOSE HAIRS

by BALLSACK February 20, 2018

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019