Holden

a pervert. Likes to stare at girl's butts. will probably get an std from his dog and is the ugliest person on earth.

Jee whiz, holden is a pervert.

by hehehehhhe May 08, 2023

Holden

An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles

Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.

by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021

Holden

To some people he's your best friend, to others he's your worst nightmare!

(I typed this one Ian)

"Holden is my best friend!" screamed Ian
"Holden tried to kill me once!!!" replied Oliver

by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 18, 2022

Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.

Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??

by holden_b February 13, 2022

Holden

The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.

I'M HOLDEN A BOMB

by FGNSomeone March 07, 2024

Holden

Used to trick somebody with a Deez Nuts joke.

Jim:" Hi, my name is Holden!"
Joe:" Hi, Holden!"
Jim:" HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS!"
Joe:" You got me."

by FourHeadedGnome December 10, 2021

Holden

Holden is the kindest boy in the world. He is nice to everyone he meets. Holden is also the sweetest boy. He will tears you with massages, chocolate, ice cream and kisses when you are feeling down. He will take you on lots of nice dates. If you are dating a Holden then you should feel like the luckiest girl in the world and never let him go. He’s also packin if you know what I mean😉

Girl 1: I started dating Holden!
Girl 2: OMG! I’m so jealous of you! And happy.

Girl 1: HE is so nice to me and treats me like a princess, HES also really good in bed..
Girl 2: I wish you could date Holden..

by BG OG October 12, 2021