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Gries-Granny

(pronounced "grease granny")
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.

Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.
Darling, please don't invite your mother over for christmas, she's such a gries-granny! I really hate being around her, makes me wanna kill myself!
by Krassner December 15, 2009
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old granny

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie
by Gregory Stanton May 19, 2020
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Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.
I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.
by Gollum June 19, 2007
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granny basher

A bicycle of a certain style usually made pre-1990, with thin wheels and a thin frame. They are usually found or stolen rather than bought and are often a mismatch of numerous bikes to create the optimum level of comfort and speed. Most are now found through hard-rubbish collection or at dumps and ridden by young folk.
"You should see the granny basher I picked up yesterday, it is heaps good"

"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"
by samueljay March 4, 2009
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Granby

A small, generally unkown, upper middle class town located in the farmington valley (CT), boarding towns including: east granby, simsbury, canton, barkhamsted, suffield, and southwick (MA).

Granby includes West Granby and North Granby. The population is somewhere

Granby is consistently highly ranked highly in academic performance. In 2009 Granby was tied in 9th place with Westport for CMT testing. It was also rated the 3rd best small town to live in (#1 Old Saybrook, #2 Weston). The population is about 11,000 people and a seemingly equal number of horses, goats and cows.

Granby is possibly one of the most boring towns in Connecticut. Refusing many commercial businesses, the town remains an isolated, undeveloped, and relaxed environment. There are thousands of acres of nature preserve as well. Most residents tend to work in the insurance industry. The town is much like an undeveloped Simsbury or a more developed Suffield.
Person: Where are you from?

Granby Person: Granby

Person: Where is that?

Granby Person: You know where that notch is on the north side of the state?

Person: No...
by GCT076 March 21, 2010
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graycyn

A very smart, and well brained girl. Can be shy sometimes but is very outgoing. Keeps their promises, and honors their commitments. No other person could be so many amazing things as a graycyn. We need more Graycyn's in the world.
Graycyn has all A's in school.
by Name here December 21, 2016
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