sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

Church Grab

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.

I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.

by Pteropus February 12, 2021

grab and go

A quick jerk off. Giving it a tug in a couple minutes or less, whenever the urge hits you. Usually in a public place, bathroom, vehicle, etc.

Tom: That new girl is so hot.

Bob: I know. I may just have to do a grab and go after class.

Tom: Me too, man!

by JustDoIt2 March 4, 2009

land grab

The act of taking over land, either by force or cunning schemes. Usually there is conflict of some sort and one side is left unhappy.

Isreal. They are a recognized nation but siezed land from palestine to build it.

by badassfreakygangbanga March 23, 2004

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.

My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Groan and Grab

What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position

After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.

by Nightpandas December 28, 2008

cop's grab

Grabbing whatever you want. When a policeman walks by a fruit stand and grabs an apple, that is a "cop's grab."

With all the left overs after Christmas Day every meal was a cop's grab.

by manhattanDAD December 26, 2009