Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes

Biggest goon!

by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011

goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.

Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."

by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013

Goon

A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.

MALE 1: In Goon We Trust
MALE 2: real

by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023

goon

A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.

Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.

by AldoPignotti November 14, 2006

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

Gooned

The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"

example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.

by Freezzer June 14, 2010

Goon

Generally slow witted, goofy or Katy

OMG Katy your are such a GOON

by X_patch_X January 24, 2007