Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

by Ashton, March 10, 2008

gomer

Term used to describe aggy and anyone related to a&m.

look at those poor gomers!

by CorporationX January 26, 2005

gooper

this is an r shaped being. Whether or not it is human is unknown. It could be an animal. it has a sixth sense to pick up signals from ma's that linger. Some goopers live for up to 500 years. Their age,however, does not show.

Goooooooooooperrrr is a gooper
it lives to defeat the evil ma empire

by Dr. Hoofenstein April 13, 2004

gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.

I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer

by Gnomage October 1, 2007

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

Gumper

Not the full quid, a few sandwiches short of a picnic..not playing with the full deck.

He's not a full on Mong..just a bit "Forrest Gump"..or a Gumper.

by Ugleebugga September 20, 2010

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

by Wised_up February 25, 2009