I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.
by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023
Get the Goldfishingmug. a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
Get the goldfish friendmug. by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022
Get the floor goldfishmug. by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011
Get the Hood goldfishmug. by TheyCallMeThatBitch March 12, 2020
Get the Goldfishingmug. The act of intentionally or unintentionally spacing out when someone is talking to you
Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression
Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression
John: Hey Mark, why doesn't that girl talk to us anymore?
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.
by GweenYunYan December 9, 2021
Get the Goldfishingmug. by ray the gay February 25, 2023
Get the Goldfishmug.