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Butt gobble 

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.
Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.
Butt gobble by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.
"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
Gie us a gobble by Gr8 August 20, 2009

Penis Gobble 

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.
"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

knob gobble 

My bitch gave me a knob gobble.
knob gobble by umox December 1, 2003

get the gobble 

to leap into action at the precise moment as to catch a males ejaculate in ones mouth.
She busted out her famous yoga crunch to "get the gobble"...
get the gobble by Mr. Wayne August 15, 2008

Glizzy Gobble 

A sexual move or position when a person takes their balls and wraps them around their penis like a hot dog bun creating a glizzy then this is shoved into someone’s mouth and they are doing the glizzy gobble
Josh you wanna glizzy gobble my cock and balls tonight No homo of course
Glizzy Gobble by akoec July 27, 2020