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global orgasm day

December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)

A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.

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<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN
by mrwest January 4, 2007
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lacrosse goalie

A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.
A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.
by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008
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goballoon

Like a gobshite only dopier, the sort of person who goes around with their mouth hanging slightly open all the time and are generally completely oblivious to the fact that nobody can stand them, they might even think they’re slightly cool.
A dopey gobshite
what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

“you’re not bringing that go balloon tonight are ya”

“someone tell that thick goballoon to stop pretending to be a cat and get back to stacking shelves”

what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”
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Gobadonkeys

A woman that has very large breasts and a huge ass.
woahhh tommy...look at that broad...that bitch got gobadonkeys kid
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Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.
"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."
by chopzila February 16, 2010
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goallessness

John worked hard all week, but enjoyed goallessness on Saturday.
by Karbie August 18, 2011
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