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chronicles of gnarlia

Going off of the popular C.S. Lewis series "The Chronicles of Narnia," Chronicles of Gnarlia simply means something that could be deemed gnarly (i.e. crazy, cool, awesome).
Can also just be shortened to "Chronicles."
While snowboarding: "Damn dude! Cork 10? That ish was chronicles!!" (or "chronicles of gnarlia")
by B Kramer January 19, 2008
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Gnarley

A word that means 'rad' or 'awesome', commonly used by surfers, skateboarders or snowboarders.
"That was a gnarley stack you had out there today man"

"Those were some gnarley waves you rode today dude"

"That was some gnarley powder"
by Gnarley_Sister August 3, 2006
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gnarley

(Note: See other definitions for gnarley.)

Used to describe the level of extreme-ness of a given scenario/subject.

When viewed this way, it should easily clear up the common misconception that more recent usage deviates from the traditional Pacific/West Coast terminology.
"gnarley":
(1): the skate park up the street sucks for rookies, but there's hella opportunity for experienced skaters to to do some really gnarley tricks.

(2): did you see that kid braggin' how he can do a 900° better than tony hawk? dude totally fucked up & tripped and fell off the top of the ramp before he even dropped in. it was fuckin' gnarley dude- the bone actually broke through the skin and stuck out of his arm when it snapped..there was blood everywhere, fuckin' unreal!
by TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK July 31, 2007
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gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.
brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007
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gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)
Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!
by Jorgan June 9, 2007
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Gnarl Shine

To blow someone off hard core and without a reason. To stand someone up.
"Shane is really lame. We had plans to go to the club on Saturday and the bastard thoroughly gnarl shined me. Didn't even call. Fucker."

"I'm sick of Chris' bullshit attitude. I'm going to gnarl shine him for surfing today."
by HankB June 15, 2009
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gnarlboro

Cigarettes for only the gnarliest, baddest dudes on the planet. If you've never smoked one you don't deserve one
Gnarlboro lights? that's impossible
by herbivor October 30, 2009
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