Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

glitter ass

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.

Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.

by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016

Glitter Skidder

a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.

b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.

"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."

by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009

Glitter Hoe

Like glitter, she's so clingy and is always all over you. She's a hoe who can't stop trying to ride you wherever you go.

"Stephanie is being a glitter hoe."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017