Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003

The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

by awac March 19, 2009

garner-bait

Young looking bird that Garner wants to poke with his tiny schlong!!!

Cor, look at that Garner-bait across the road (on a quad). She wants it big time!!

by Dirty pisshead February 26, 2005

Garner

The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight

Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for

by cranford69 March 12, 2010

Girdner

To royally fuck up everything you touch. To think that you are way more intelligent than you are which leads to said fuckuppery.

Jason girdnered up another company! Be careful or you will girdner up that project!

by TRASHCOBI September 18, 2018

Gardere

A Gardere is someone who would kill anyone for a single slice of lasagne

Person 1: Hey look i have some lasagne
Gardere:*stabs* mine

by DreeDaTree October 15, 2020

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016