fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

by manny629 October 2, 2009

Fucktard

The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.

"He is such a fucking fucktard!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Fucktard

Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used

Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard

by Samsterlongmessedupshit April 19, 2016

Fucktard

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.

Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"

by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

team killing fucktard

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com

After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard

by Taylor March 5, 2005