Faggetti

The art of a gay man shoving raw spaghetti into his partner’s anus, to which thereafter his partner proceeds to shit out cooked pasta, and then a romantic dinner for two is shared.

Man 1: “Babe let’s make some Faggetti for dinner”

Man 2: “Is it our anniversary?”

by Sponty420 March 26, 2023

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Figget

An intentional misspelling of the word "faggot", primarily in the context of a jocose Italian accent.

Jesus Fuckin' Christ, I saw some figgets at that bar in the North End, freakin' queahs...

by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla February 14, 2008

Fuggel

atheist son of a bitch!

Sam was a fuggel all his life...!

by Tara Mieka Dianne March 5, 2008

fuggletwat

A fucking ugly muggle... that is a cunt. One who is rather annoying and just not very friendly. Not necessarily ugly, but the aesthetics of their appearance may be in question. Also, a fun word to say!

If you don't do as I say, I will release those pictures of you and your fuggletwat friend.

by Pygmypuff888 March 2, 2009

Massiv Fagget!

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.

Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?

Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.

Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.

by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

spaghetti faggeti

It’s a person that’s gay for spaghetti.

“ I love spaghetti, I’d go gay for spaghetti, spaghetti faggeti .”

by Faggeti November 11, 2017