Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman March 22, 2018

Woogie-Fry

v. - To administer euphoria and contradictory pain at the same time by using the four main fingers of the hand go under the tail bone of the said target and wiggling around while pushing up at the same time.

John - "No! Please don't woogie-fry me! Please!"
Jacob - "Sorry John! Wooooggieeee-frryyyyy!!"

Tom - "Wow, Bill gave me a woogie-fry so bad last night that it made me black out and I couldn't feel from the waist down.

by My principals a dick February 01, 2009

fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children

by hoe boe April 19, 2022

frying pan

something that can deflect bullets

Quick! use your frying pan Ban_manatee

by penispowski November 30, 2017

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

bryce fry

usaully a fucking dumbass with no sense of direction bryce fry can be a sweetheart and love sucking that myles dick

did you suck myles dick? wow your a bryce fry

by swagballs November 19, 2019

extra fry

That one or two extra frys at the bottom of the bag of take out fast food.

That extra fry made my day.

by mrthedude55555 October 18, 2013