fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.

health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!

by michael foolsley March 10, 2013

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

frying pan

something that can deflect bullets

Quick! use your frying pan Ban_manatee

by penispowski November 30, 2017

fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children

by hoe boe April 19, 2022

Woogie-Fry

v. - To administer euphoria and contradictory pain at the same time by using the four main fingers of the hand go under the tail bone of the said target and wiggling around while pushing up at the same time.

John - "No! Please don't woogie-fry me! Please!"
Jacob - "Sorry John! Wooooggieeee-frryyyyy!!"

Tom - "Wow, Bill gave me a woogie-fry so bad last night that it made me black out and I couldn't feel from the waist down.

by My principals a dick February 1, 2009

Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

fry date

death sentence date.
death by electric chair

my man`s got a fry date july 8 2008 .rest in peace.

by Iansarg March 1, 2009