frumptable

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

FruitSnak

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.

Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*

by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007

Frustrated Samurai

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.

"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"

by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016

Frumphy

When a dog is sleeping, and has a cute, cuddly face.

"Oh my gosh, that puppies face is so Frumphy!"

by Barth Grooks January 21, 2019

fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Fruit Lover

A discriminary word to describe fool/dunce who has no clue of how to function.

"John you fruit lover! Why did you burn my house down?"

by GrantBest May 19, 2023

Womb Fruit

The fruits of a woman's womb. A child.

Control your womb fruit in public

by schubert-nyc August 14, 2008