frosty boomerang

When you grab a shovel and bend it over your rock hard cock then you throw the shovel and hit an infant in the head killing it, then you freeze the shovel with the infant's head still on it and last you shove the frosty shovel in your anus.
Man, I just had the best frosty boomerang in Africa the other day!
by BigDickBrendo June 20, 2017
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dirty frosty

When you cut the bottom off of an ice cream cone, stick it on your dick, and then proceed to make sweet intercourse to a woman's bottom.
I brought home an ice cream cone from McDonald's and fed it to my girlfriend's butt hole; it was one delicious dirty frosty.
by IgnorantDigger February 08, 2011
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frosty walrus

while receiving a blow job, you cum in your partners mouth. right when you cum, you punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Bob: dude, jim gave laura a frosty walrus
Bill: really?
Jim: yeah, she got cum on her tits.
by Dr. Phil2 May 03, 2006
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Frosty Blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.
Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.
by Peatty August 30, 2009
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a frosty jim

a male pees in a condom then frezes it then a female pretends its a male penis
Dude: my gf played with a frosty jim last night made by me , i was turned on
by Oh yeah Mr cabs December 27, 2017
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frosty mike

to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.
hey fuckstick! i gave your mom my turd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.

after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.

i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.
by fairf November 20, 2007
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frosty freeze

The cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door; heard multiple times on the old Nickelodeon game show "Finders Keepers" by host Larry Toffler.
(Kids open freezer door) Ooh, it's a frosty freeze!
by D0DG3R 33 August 05, 2006
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