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ass fries 

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
ass fries by Yacoob December 9, 2008

freedom fries

oh, politics dont even enter into it. this is the most ridiculous and weak political maneuver ever.
A half-hearted attempt for politicians to show "patriotism" without actually taking any position or action.
And french fries were named after a Mr. French, who invented them. ..or maybe that's french toast. whatever.
Next time I go to a restaurant, i'm gonna order some french fries, french toast, a salad with french dressing, and a croissant.
freedom fries by Bob Smithly April 19, 2003

friend with fries 

This phrase stems from the more common fuck friend, however it is a more socially acceptable term. It has the same meaning but with a twist. Let’s assume friendship is like a burger meal, and the fries are like the side order, you can take them or leave them. Friends with fries are friends who skip the main meal, but like to snack on the side.
He is my friend with fries.We meet on the weekends only for a fuck.

Chicken fries

Best food in the world found at burger king.
Oh my geebers chicken fries are the best in the world
Chicken fries by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Can I get fries with that 

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"

CUNT BURGER WITH FRIES 

people who cannot be trusted.
who lie when you ask them if other people are over.
who wont delete things you ask them to delete.
who happen to be big fuck faces and take back apologies.
some whose name could possibly be spelled with the following letters (backwards):

RELHOK TTERRAG
When two friends make a silly music video they dont want everyone to see but you lie and show people anyways and refuse to delete the file then ignore all of their calls when they're trying to talk to you.

Example: Gosh, that Garrett is such a cunt burger with fries, he does it like its nobody's business!