French Stewart

When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart

Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.

by Lohn Jithgow August 3, 2012

French Press

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

by Lance Throbson April 16, 2007

French door knob

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.

Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

by dionarapthevicious August 14, 2009

French house

Style of house music similar to Daft Punk. This is mainly comes from France (durr), but is not solely french. Uses lots of cut-offs and phasers and samples from disco tracks. Makes you want to dance all night.

Good French house artists:
Daft Punk
Cassius

Le Knight Club
Alan Braxe and Fred Falke
Louis La Roche (only non French one here)
Kavinsky

Labels:
Crydamoure
Roulé
Vertigo
Darling

by M.O.T. May 10, 2010

French fuck

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006

french

Someone who comes from France or of French descendant, or anything that has to do with with the country, its language, food and culture....

Most of the French people I've met are really nice and friendly people. But from that, they are also wild and crazy. That's because most of them are liberal, they don't really care much about what people say or do. See freedomAnd most of them smoke too. But I guess it would be fun to party with them.

Person #1: Oh My God! Did you just see that guy streaking out on the street with nothing on, holding a ciggarette in his hand just a minute ago?!!

Person #2: Yeah, he must be French.

by Lovin'it July 23, 2006