The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.
Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
by 89newporker February 20, 2013
Get the Fordmug. Fords are rusty, slow ass fucking piece of shit.
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌
Buy a Ford today, and it will come with a free dog so you have someone to walk home with.
Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌
Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌
by cyn27 July 3, 2015
Get the Fordmug. by David Cline June 12, 2008
Get the Fordmug. by ImportsSuck February 2, 2003
Get the Fordmug. All-American Automobile company which headlined the first shoulder-strap seatbelt after people became sick of being sliced in half in an accident. Became to invent alternating cylinders which keep car from seizing and creating extreme damages. Brought you the world most sold car and first affordable streamlined car, the Taurus. Building world compatible autos with Japanese car manufacturers such as Honda and Nissan. Ford continues to deny Toyota's business after the conflict with the Camry in 2004 where Toyota used ford's copyrighted Alternating Cylinder System which Toyota lost in a lawsuit in 2005 where now all Toyota's are lacking in this Viable invention. Also the ford escape hybrid trumps Toyota's attempt to follow the first SUV hybrid with a dismal 25/31 EPA mileage while ford's escape hybrid goes at an easy 32/40 mileage. No longer can Toyota hold the most fuel-efficient truck award due to their 5.7 liter gas guzzler Tundra.
Ford Motor Company or FoMoCo
Driving American innovation
Ford Motor Company or FoMoCo
Driving American innovation
Toyotasecrets.com
250,000 miles or more average on ford models (Edmunds)
Taurus car of the year 1989
"Doesn't need to replace as many parts as toyota in a scheduled service" MSN AUTOS
"Rusts 4 to 5 years later than anyother automaker in the world" Consumer Reports
250,000 miles or more average on ford models (Edmunds)
Taurus car of the year 1989
"Doesn't need to replace as many parts as toyota in a scheduled service" MSN AUTOS
"Rusts 4 to 5 years later than anyother automaker in the world" Consumer Reports
by Mitchell J. April 19, 2007
Get the Fordmug. To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Chevy" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.
by smartypants October 6, 2004
Get the Fordmug. 