Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

fucktoy fleshlight

Comeback to “You’re a pussy”

Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.

Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.

Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”

Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026

Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!

“Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”

by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022