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buffer fluffer 

the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown
If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down

Heifer Fluffer 

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.
"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"
Heifer Fluffer by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

pillow fluffer 

The pillow fluffer is when one is at a party and lifts the pillow out of the freshly made hosts bed to take a dump down the underside of the pillow case. then reinstalls the pillow back to it's original location greasy side down. They'll know something stinks but they won't know what until they lay their head down and slip an arm under : ) underdeck uperdeck uperdecker
I slipped a pillow fluffer into that bitches Martha Stewart threads before I left the party. That'll teach her for cutting me off.
pillow fluffer by water weasel September 29, 2008

Hookah Fluffer 

Did you see hookah fluffer? He can't afford hookah/shisha so he sucks dick for it. What a fag.

Biden Fluffer 

A invertebrate homosapien subspecies, of significant lower intelligence. These inferior mammals frequently grovel to career Democratic politicians, such as Senator Joe Biden, and sacrifice the moral rights of a nation's Republic.
AKA : Cross-Cut Ker
The shameless Biden Fluffer party blindly follows the cooperate owned & biased "fake news".
Biden Fluffer by Erik Roar October 28, 2020

Animal Fluffer 

A person who seeks to persuade an animal to perform a certain task by stimulating or exciting their genitals.
My friend Phil "fluffed" a bull!
A friend of mine named Phil is an animal fluffer!
Hey lets fluff this bull and when he gets up lets tip him over!
Animal Fluffer by The JClaw February 1, 2010