flooding tub

Too many people sitting in a tub

Right now there is a flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load

God: I'm going to unleash the great flood

by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting

Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.

Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...

by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account

Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?

by liuquil November 15, 2021