Freaching

Fangirling/Teachers

A term used when one ships their own teachers, either straight or gay.

Symptoms may include squealing, shaking, fainting or making a noises that sound like a dying bear.

OMG! Did you see Miss Smith standing next to Mr. Browne? I'm freaching so hard right now!

by raeegoodwin January 12, 2017

Felching

The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction

I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.

by Maxiboy225 May 7, 2018

2 for flinching

When you make someone flinch you punch them twice, but if you make contact with the other person they get two punches on you

Yo that’s 2 for flinching bro

by Lowe Sims pp October 20, 2021

dog feltching

the art of cumming in a dogs hairy anus and sucking it out through a straw and spitting it into the dogs mouth making a dog feltched snowball.

dude i made a dog feltching snowball last night, IT WAS SWEET.

by feltchman March 8, 2007

Dry Feltching

The Act of sucking poo out of a partners anus without any other lubricants involved

"Dry Feltching feels great"

by jok69 September 17, 2011

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016