Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.

Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!

by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019

flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).

Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!

by TomGreenwood447 October 6, 2021

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

fuck-flesh

The body of a sexy, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.

Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.

by ESB43 June 6, 2018

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3

Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?

by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023