Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

Fleetwood

A white van, usually with an old man inside it that tries to run people over at a rapid pace.
These are extremley dangerous and once you have seen one, you will see many more.

Beware the fleetwood services truck! It may be the last thing you ever see...

"Chasing us hehe"... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

(Jumps out of the path)
Phew it's gone

then...
DUN DUN DUN! FLEETWOOD... IS... BACK...
face your fear

by STOP FLEETWOOD SERVICES October 8, 2012

Fleet

A fleet is a term of venery for a group of whores. A fleet is greater than or equal to five whores.

Big Daddy Spankdahoe sent his fleet out to turn tricks thinking 'keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long'

by Mrs. Webster September 18, 2016

feetsies

Similar to selfies, feetsies are photographs taken of oneself, typically on a smartphone, and then shared on social media. However the subject matter is solely the photographer's feet. The feetsie and/or feetsies is the selfie for people without crippling self-esteem. The goal is to garner no likes or at most, very few across all social media platforms.

Dude, did you see Samantha's latest feetsies? Mad ugly bro, not a single like. That girl dun give a fuck!

by ewotherspoon May 28, 2016

fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

Fleetwood Effect

Someone who spends way to much money on one game and will love that game to the end of time... or until you beat them in that game, and will get triggered when you do become better.

Dude, you are so having the Fleetwood effect

by Doge is dead meme January 23, 2017