The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019

Flatpack

A small Chinese,Vietnamese or generally asian kid that is brave and loves rugby.Has potential as a back or flanker and either uses steps or is very fast.Normally dirty minded but is a good friend that will back anyone.Very talented at all sorts including sex,music,art and sports.

Ma nonu flatpack

by hackerpro December 17, 2012

flapjack

eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin

ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.

by Flapjack Joe April 24, 2008

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

Flapachino

Do be drinking a coffee based beverage while performing a sexual act on a man and/or woman.

I was in Starbucks and Emma gave me a booty call, I didn't want to waste my coffee so I compromised on a Flapachino.

by Pinky and The Brain November 12, 2012