first chair

The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.

"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."

"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."

by tcim2597 February 13, 2012

First kiss

The first time you kiss a boy/girl. Trust me, it's not like a movie kiss mostly, at all. It's not a perfect romantic kiss with a slight wind that makes his/her hair flair a bit. Mostly it's short and uncomfortable.

my first kiss was when i wass 14 and it sucked pretty bad.

by mesa500 February 22, 2011

first lady

A housewife that lives in the state house,she does not pay tax and is usaully seen at charity events having free meals.

The first lady was seen at Donate a child.., fundraising event having free meals like always.

by Maitumelo October 12, 2007

first world

The world classes (first, second, and third) have no official definition, but are often times used to describe the economic position of a state. The differences between the classes has less to do with the economic well being of the nation, and more to do with the geopolitical divides that emerged during and after the cold war.

First world is generally defined as a western style state that is usually capitalist and democratic, which has a high standard of living.

See also: second world and third world.

First world countries include: The United States of America, Britain, Canada, Germany, France, Belgium, etc.

by 41d3n January 11, 2009

First Grade

The beginning of the rest of your life. It sucks

"Hey what grade is Timmy gonna be in?"

"Oh, first grade"

"HAHAHAHA! good luck loser!"

by crazysquirrel November 13, 2012

First Jelfs

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

by wanderoo November 6, 2020

first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.

oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett

by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003