Fidget Spinner

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

Poo Fidget

An endearing name for one of your friends or your boy friend can be used in conjuction as "Stinky" or "Stinky Bum" Usually used after someone moves about and lets a fart go by fidgeting

I can't believe that you just did that fart you Stinker your nothing but "Poo Fidget stinky bum"

by linzilou September 20, 2011

fidget cube

A cube with 6 sides and each side has its own fiddle gadget let me name all the sides.... xbox trigger, buttons, joystick, rolling gears, soothing rub and .... JOHN CENA !!!!!!

The fidget cube looked like john cena !!!

by Jkgfjf February 22, 2017

Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.

Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels

by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017

Radio Fidget

When you hear a song you like on the radio or mp3 player, and you adjust the bass, fader, treble, fader and balance to het it just right, but as soon as you finish the song is over and the process repeats.

Joe: What the he'll man! Your pull in a radio fidget!

by Caseyds620 September 2, 2010

Fidget

Abbreviation of sorts meaning "fucking midget".

We call her sister Fidget because she's so damn short.

by Heather (Ya Know) December 25, 2007

Fidget

Noun. Any domesticated animal or pet (specifically cats and dogs). Taken from cats and dogs who have fleas and lick/scratch themselves. Can be both an affectionate and derrogatory term.

term of endearment: I miss my three fidgets. I need to feed them when I get home.

derrogatory: He had a backyard full of nasty fidgets, covered in mud and barking obnoxiously.

by Norraa April 29, 2006