Chunkle Fever

a skinny person's new-found preference after discovering the mind-blowing superiority of plus-sized sex partners.

Al: That girl is so hot, is that fat guy her brother?
Bob: Nah, that's her boyfriend, she's got Chunkle Fever

or

Richard: Check the giant booty on that one!
Wayne: Aw yeah...
Richard: Bro, you got Chunkle Fever

by ctrlU May 28, 2012

maple fever

When a Non Canadian has feelings for a Canadian.

"Did you hear about Bill's new girlfriend is from Vancouver? He must have Maple Fever."

by SpellacyGuy. October 31, 2015

Garden Fever

When a white person is attracted to/dates a person of mixed race. A variation of 'Jungle Fever'.

Person1: Dude, Sally totally has Jungle Fever. She's obessed with that black guy..

Person2: No man, he's not black, he's mixed. Sally has Garden Fever!

by icouldwriteasong December 27, 2010

Miyah Fever

A terrible crush on a girl named Miyah which causes a ridiculous amount of simp activities and behavior.

“Wow he just gave her flowers and skipped out on hanging out with us. He has Miyah Fever.”

by city mouse September 18, 2020

Girlfriend Fever

When people around you have/are getting girlfriends and now you’re catching the bug and want one too

Alex’s friend has a girlfriend, they’re always posting on Instagram together and holding hands, now I think Alex is starting to catch girlfriend fever

by virgoxvirgo March 09, 2021

Hawaiian Fever

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.

1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.

2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.

1 - What's that?

2 - It's another name for lakanookie.

by Ex libris October 01, 2013

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010