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ferret sex

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.
by Torment October 23, 2005
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Colin Farrell

1) A genetically engineered humanoid accidentally created when Colin Quinn and Will Farrell, early on in their careers, fucked the same SNL groupie. In a rare occurrence, both of their sperms united with the same egg, and did not divide into two separate fetuses, thus producing Colin Farrell.

2) Slang for any genetically engineered creature.
1) "Colin Farrell, isn't he that guy from Saturday Night Live?"

"No, Colin Farrell is in the new MIAMI VICE movie, but, his two dads are from Saturday Night Live."

2) "See, this is a gerbster."

"Whoa! What a Colin Farrell!"
by Gene Splicer July 29, 2006
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chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003
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Ferral Kid

Generally the offspring of a Ferral.

A child brought up with no rules or boundaries, and thus has no regard to authority. Often found in groups who indulge in worthwhile occupations like smashing bottles and smoking a spliff. Hooded jackets are a must, as is a bike.

Male versions are also adept at making intimidatory sexual taunts on any female that happens to pass.

Female versions, if under the age of puberty, are in training to be a pramface
I'd steer clear of the precinct eveningtimes. All that's there is them ferral kids, and at the least you'll get spat on or sworn at.
by Esiotrot November 4, 2008
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Ferelle

A talented, funny, majestic and loyal. He is an absolute baller with a huge pipe. He makes the girls go crazy with his natural sexiness.
Woah, look at that guy! he's one hell of a ferelle
by Geeee_wizzzzzz January 29, 2019
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Farrell

A last name no body but Irish people can pronounce right
Person 1 (last name farrell): yo what’s up John

Person 2: how’s it going farel (fa rl)
Person 1: fuck you
by Boi Latino June 20, 2019
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wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.
Have you pet a wet ferret today?
by caitielicious June 10, 2008
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