The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.
Bob: “I fell on it” again?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
by E hates Q April 25, 2023
Get the I fell on itmug. To naively walk into a setup or situation that's embarrassing or ends badly, especially when trying to be helpful, kind, or unsuspectingly cooperative. Usually implies that the person should have known better, but got blindsided anyway. Often due to being too nice, too trusting, or just not thinking it through.
“She swore her ex was ‘just a friend.’ Fell for the soup hard.”
“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”
“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”
“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”
“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”
by poisondaggers September 26, 2025
Get the Fell for the soupmug. <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
by adorzai March 24, 2025
Get the Gabe fell..mug. Another way of saying "Fell Off" but instead of "off" you say "out". This is what the cool kids say nowadays. And if you don't say it then you are old and uncool. Don't talk to me.
by kingknb March 26, 2022
Get the Fell Outmug.