Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

6 Feet of Fun

1) The trademark motto for Bubble Tape.
2)A term used to describe Chuck Norris' dick.
3)What douchebags call their three inch long excuse of a penis.

Douchebag 1:Hey man, you ready to go fuck those bitches down at the club?

Douchebag 2:Hellz yes! I brought my 5 dollar footlong!

Douchebag 1:Well I brought my 6 Feet Of Fun, let's do this!

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle against Bubble Tape for the trademark slogan 6 Feet Of Fun.

by xlVLCMSTNDlx September 1, 2009

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

About 20 feet

How deep the legend Beetlejuice thinks a 6 foot hole is.

Hey Beet if you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it. Um I think it’s about 20 feet.

by WillC73 May 7, 2020

trailer park feet

Feet at the height of disrepair and neglect, usually resulting from lack of shoes, pavement, and personal hygiene. Coincides frequently with dirt tans, wife beaters and twelve packs of beer that cost less than three dollars.

Billy get them trailer park feet off my table, they's making me too sick to drink m'beer.

by bsquared July 4, 2007

Kiss my feet

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.

"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)

by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018

Fagetarian

Male that only eats man-meat.

"He is gay..."
"You mean he is a fagetarian?"
"Yeah, he only eats man-meat."

by Don_Dingle April 12, 2014