Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.

They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.

by emmveg December 11, 2018

fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together

I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.

by deefine October 3, 2010

Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018

Fashion Dinosaur

A person that makes their own clothes.

A fashion designer that dresses dresses well or a fashion designer that makes bad clothes and dresses poorly.

Someone who spends a lot of money on clothes.

Watch out for those bitchy fashion dinosaurs, walking around in their designer handbags.

by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

Fashion general

You never heard of the fashion general? They are the people who tell you what to wear, how to wear it, when to wear it.

The fashion general is heeeeeeeere~!

by Lovelyjenniferr July 26, 2017

Fashion Nigga

A man who wears questionable yet " drippy " outfits regardless of whether or not they align with gender norms. Invented by music artist vibración mid 2020.

person 1: Why do you keep buying platforms? are you gay or something? why dont you stop wasting your money and buy a car...

person 2: What can I say... imma fAsHiOn NiGgA

by malvado June 18, 2021

fashion rider

Some one who rides exspensive scooters, bikes, or skate boreds and can't do jack shit on it.

Sean:nice scooter how much did you pay.

Jagraj: £550

Sean:cool, cool can you land a tale whip.

Jagraj:na just scoot around

Sean: fuck'in dicked 'fashion rider' kmt!

by badboy121 November 18, 2013