Indian Fartingson

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.

That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.

by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

Unidentified Farting Arsehole

When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA

Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"

by Bigcharsnudes October 3, 2018

breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.

"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."

by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019

Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Fellow farting

When a group of believers gather round to fellowship after a Wednesday potluck and the food results into a methane conundrum

After Gramma’s infamous egg salad, there was a lot of fellow farting goin on!

by Grodyboi July 25, 2023

Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 7, 2017

Farting Around

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008