Farmer's Nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety "dirt" or potting soil under the nails. However, Farmer's Nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually feces which is accumulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty shit plugged anus during a sexual act or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one's ass and getting ass dirt or fecal matter under the nails. Having Farmer's Nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an anal fingering or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the feces from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. In most, but not all instances of Farmer's Nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.
Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.
Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.
Carl: Hi Gary. What have you been up to? From the looks of those fingers I would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.
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a really sweet guy. He will make you smile and knows how to make you laugh. He's so adorable. Tbh hes a babe. His laugh is the cutest and the way he looks at girls kills them. He has beautiful eyes. They're usually blue and look fantastic. He gives the best hugs ever. Theyre so cozy and warm and you never wanna let go. He's pretty badass and is pretty decent at skateboarding. He's a great friend and someone who you'd love to hang around. He knows how to party and is a good time. He can be huge flirt at times but when he finds the right girl, he gives her his all. Fraser is amazing<3
a really sweet guy. He will make you smile and knows how to make you laugh. He's so adorable. Tbh hes a babe. His laugh is the cutest and the way he looks at girls kills them. He has beautiful eyes. They're usually blue and look fantastic. He gives the best hugs ever. Theyre so cozy and warm and you never wanna let go. He's pretty badass and is pretty decent at skateboarding. He's a great friend and someone who you'd love to hang around. He knows how to party and is a good time. He can be huge flirt at times but when he finds the right girl, he gives her his all. Fraser is amazing<3
Girl 1: hayy look at that guy boarding over there! hes pretty awesome and his eyes .. oh my god ..
Girl 2: Wooah what a Fraser
Girl 2: Wooah what a Fraser
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A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.
Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
by Rigel_7 February 5, 2005
Get the Farmer kieran mug.Farner is a term used to replace the word "fuck" on internet forums that do not allow profanity. It is a tribute to a vicious forum moderator who goes by the name "fishd00d" and has been known to suffer from a bad case of "God Complex" combined with "Napoleon Syndrome". It should be noted that "fishd00d" lived with his parents until the ripe age of 26 and weighs 89 pounds fully clothed holding a bag of bricks.
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Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
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Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
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